i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》

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《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

Ants in your milk

To be cheated on - a Jamaican term.

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk

by You_suckass January 18, 2024

Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'

A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "

by Luck7ess November 2, 2022

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

your mom

The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)

Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.

Bro your mom is so hot , can she let me hit

by milkers inc. June 24, 2021