Shit

Its when a poop is so massive it gets qualified to become a shit , usally so big that it can be a proportion of yours body mass (about 4%)

I took a massive shit

by imfoihsfjkd April 21, 2022

Shit

A form of poo

There was shit in the toilet and it hurt my nose

by YOLOBRO925 January 31, 2016

Shit Hotbox

To hotbox a toilet cubicle, then proceed to take a dump (shit). After completing the shit, one inhales the spliff, cigarette etc., places their face in the toilet bowl , blows out and inhales the shit Immidiatley after.

“I swear chad did a shit hotbox last night”

by AH1309 December 19, 2024

Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.

Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...

Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit

by Josiedafuq July 23, 2019

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012