Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Just doing shit

When you're bored and just doing anything at this point

You need to close elden ring, you're just doing shit atp.

by Jayaki June 10, 2024

Rich shit

When you eat spicy food and it results in you having to take a massive shit. This occurrence usually lasts 10-30 minutes and will leave you in anal pain half the time. It usually burns quite hard and is diarrhea in most cases.

Michael: Iguru, I took a massive shit this morning. Almost like a 'rich shit'.

by guacsteroni123 July 6, 2021

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

SHIT

a word used to describe a darkie

he is definitely shit

by NiggerKiller2016 October 3, 2016

Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011