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Small Dick Syndrome

When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.

They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.

These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.

It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;

- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick

There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.

Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!

Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.

We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.

Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
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Jaih the dick

he's a dick
Jaih: wow my peck look real cool
Another person: suck my dick jaih
(jaih the dick gets roasted)
by evieisthecoolest September 6, 2018
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Dick Bitch

When your significant other is being incredibly rude towards you and you don’t want to make them mad
*Girlfriend ignoring partner* their partner: “you’re such a Dick Bitch”
by Clint orus October 16, 2020
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Dick

this thing that hangs between guys legs

also someone who is rude and everyone hates them
person 1: hey, what's that between your legs?

person 2: oh, this? that's my dick

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person 1: god, Jason is so rude

person 2: yeah he's a real dick
by wisdompanel October 5, 2021
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Fine Dick

Hey Mike, that’s a fine dick you have there!
by PastorCock May 5, 2024
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vacation dick

A Dick that is Abnormally Large, not a dick that a woman can typically handle on a daily basis such as a boyfriend dick.
Becky- That was some great sex last night, i just wish he was a bit smaller. He has Vacation Dick.
Tiffany- Jeremy has boyfriend dick so I am pretty happy about the 6 inches

Becky- He was a solid 10 it was too much but it felt good.
by Jojomojo86 May 18, 2016
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Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.
Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it
by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019
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