Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

by Arkanoid_Champ August 6, 2012

happy paper

as used in e.g. the Philippines for celebration wrapping-paper that promises so much at birthday and Christmas, to be eagerly torn off..

' This is the family Christmas morning ? The kids all back in their rooms and the Christmas tree surrounded by torn-up happy paper...?'

by mikroth February 2, 2009

Happy Pillmore

Pill Dealer, person doped up on pharmaceuticals, doctor that perscribes pills to anyone

If you need the hook go see Happy Pillmore.

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

Happy Chowder

The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum.

Sandy is voiding Johnny's ejaculation through her anus leaving Happy Chowder.

by A. Bendover September 17, 2008

Happy Meal

To take an amount of animal shit and fling, slap, project it onto someone else.

Yo, that bitch did my boy dirty, so I took some cat shit and Happy Mealed that fucking whore.

by Future September 25, 2003

Happy Kathy

A state when Kathy doesn't punch Thomas.

OH GOD ITS KATHY!

No! Its Happy Kathy.

by .hack//Gravity March 9, 2003