Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

Imaginary Tom

When someone has a long-distance relationship and you don't believe the other part of the relationship really exists

Girl: omigod, my boyfriend totally called me last night!
Friend: Your Imaginary Tom?
Girl: He's a real boy!!!

by Yzaku June 10, 2008

tom laughton

a strange lizard like creature with a love for drugs and metallica who smokes weed every day and looks shifty with a beard and bait coat

(man1) hey u wanna get some ketamin?
(Man2) nah im not feelin doin a tom Laughton today
Metallica

(man 1)look at that bait druggy
(man 2) He must be a tom laughton

by Metallica lover October 27, 2012

Tom Hitch

He is am awsome guy with many women to suck him off and do him

Tom Hitch is awsome!

by Mr drago June 25, 2016

Tom and Vongai

One of the purest and sweetest love to ever exist between two people,this love or bond is unbreakable no matter what is thrown their way they will get through it together and they will be together forever

I want what Tom and Vongai have
I wish for Tom and Vongai

by Thedarkprinceofterror June 10, 2023

Tom Holland

The greatest man in the universe, he's so sweet and charming, and deserves everything. He is NOT dating Zendaya, we would all know, as he can't keep a secret. He is an adorable little smol bean and quasont IS the correct way of pronouncing croissant. He is a fucking God and you would be mad to not like him.

Friend: WOAH, who's that!
Me: Tom Holland
Friends: HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
Me: I know, but he's mine, so back off, motherfucker!!!

*le fight*

by Downey.Holland June 5, 2019

Tom Collett

A boy with an obscenly large nose that dosnt like to associate with other human beings but instead, would rather sit around all day and play halo 3 on the xbox and eat cheese pasta.

"TC are you coming out?"

"Nah"

"Man you are such a Tom Collett!!!"

by Gallina Powerrrr September 9, 2009