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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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Blood Mooning

When one experiences bleeding from the rectum
"Dude, I nearly passed out last night from blood mooning"
by ItzMane June 27, 2024
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louis moone

is a gey boi
yeet that louis moone a gey boi
by Lachie Armstrong February 12, 2019
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bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man
Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it
by Aliasdove September 5, 2017
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poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.
The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.
by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012
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moon mark

The mark left on your butt after you tan in a tanning bed
I can see your tanning moon mark when you bend over.
by Jax1982 March 27, 2016
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BB Moon

a person who is kind and sweet but also crazy called BlackBull
oh look the BB moon is here again
by BB Moon December 18, 2021
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