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condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.
Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.
by bobertwho December 2, 2010
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fart in that mouth

A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.
Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2
by misfit minority December 19, 2014
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flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.
1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.
by CamZH July 5, 2007
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Olympic Fart

When you run and jump into the air and while flying, you fart in a person's face.
My Roommate just hit me with an olympic fart.
by unc sucks and swallows October 27, 2009
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Robo fart

The sudden supply of bodily gas that uccures after dinking a bottle of robitussin
by Johnny Robitussin August 25, 2003
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fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
by SeanG April 11, 2007
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spray fart

in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.

i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart
by drosk1727 October 23, 2010
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