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halal meat

Meat that comes from inhumanely killed animals in accordance with Islam. The process involves a single cut to the animals throat and as result the animal is left to bleed to death. Hygenic methods for preparing and keeping raw meat seem to be abandoned in most cases as the animal is blessed prior to slaughter and therefore appears to make it immune to any contamination. The Farm Animal Welfare Council (FAWC), which advises the government on how to avoid cruelty to livestock, called for Halal meat to be banned in 2003 because the way it is produced causes severe suffering to animals. This plea to bring an end to a cruel and archaic custom caused the Muslim community to argue that is wasn't about the meat but another excuse to attack their way of life and that Halal slaughter is a long established practice. Although hanging was a long established practice in Britain at one time it was banned because we all wish to move away from medieval barbarity and into the 21st century.
Halal meat comes from the inhumane slaughter of animals.

Muslim: 'This is just an another excuse to attack our way of life. This is a long established custom.'

'Oh right. Let's bring back hanging and beheading then, they were long established customs too.'
by jack.t.ripper December 15, 2008
mugGet the halal meatmug.

girthy meat

the male penis which is enlarged and girthy
Rinatore has girthy meat.
by kimmay April 10, 2005
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Meat Curtain

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'
by Roule Duke October 9, 2011
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meat clown

1) The Macdonalds Clown, Ronald Macdonald

2) A penis

3) A male who thinks with his cock
1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds

2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains

3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking
by The fondler March 30, 2007
mugGet the meat clownmug.

meat triangle

a shape that is made when you get three faggots in a shape of a triangle sucking each other fucking cocks! or other wise known as a (circlejerk) triangle jerk
LIL'Donny and Mike and the snaggle tooth vulture from upstairs in a meat triangle
by 40oz.killa January 13, 2008
mugGet the meat trianglemug.

Meat Juice

by PDXSexGod November 5, 2004
mugGet the Meat Juicemug.

white meat

Them niggas is lustin fo the white meat
by mogsu December 28, 2005
mugGet the white meatmug.

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