what now

Said when you just showed someone up. If someone has been talkign smack about you and you go out and prove them wrong or make them look stupid.

" Yo George was talking all this stuff about me sucking at ball. I went out and dropped 30 points on that fool"

by dekstarr November 13, 2004

What the fart?

Expression to replace "what the fuck?", but commonly used in a stinky situation. In other words, when someone close by farts, usually in a large group of people, and there is confusion of who it was. Also followed by debate of who is was who cut the cheese.

Steve-::fart::
Cherry-What the fart?
Jen- Wasn't me.
Steve- Uh...wasn't me.

by KayX3Kickazz July 23, 2007

what the joo?

said many times in the tv show south park.an alternate to saying what the fuck in a funny way, but still a way to not piss of your mom

what the joo? is that paris hilton!

by Ryan Gonzalez~the joo~ October 30, 2005

what a clown

means to someone who is making a joke or is just retarded

Guy(1): you really think Donald Trump is goin to be presisent? he is stupid af
Guy(2): yeah what a clown

by pinche oso May 29, 2016

What the faggot

An expression of shock, bewilderment, or questioning. Faggot replaces hell or fuck in the more commonly used phrase "what the..."

Person 1: holy shi-
Person 2: what the fuck?
Person 3:what the faggot is this?

by theonlyonegoddammit November 14, 2010

0w0 What's this?

"0w0 What's this?" originates from a Reddit copypasta which I can't copy and paste it because I'm in fucking Middle School right now. Most people use it as a sexual joke by saying "*notices bulge* 0w0 What's this?" in there Roblox rp server, Discord, or whatever shitty social media you kids use today. I'm just an edgy 12 year old and I say it whenever I want.

RPer: *notices bulgy wulgy* 0w0 What's this?
Intellectual: Shut the fuck up you wierdo

by Oofmania May 8, 2018

what-to-do

a state of dilemma; quandary.

I am in a what-to-do: whether to attend my gilrfriend's wedding or not.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010