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vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016
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Vagina Shit

How cute! How old is your Vagina shit?
by Daddy Dones August 31, 2017
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Plush vagina

1: when you insert your penis in the female private parts aka the vagina and it feels like the inside of an Umbreon plush toy (any plush toy really, maybe even Judy hopps, shes really fucking hot, i have a boner just thinking about her), aka a plush vagina.
2: when you cut a hole in a Lola bunny (any plush toy really, it could even be Spider-Man!) and you fuck it.
1: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.
2: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.

I need a therapist
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023
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wank vagina

When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her
"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"
by kittykatchan December 16, 2016
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Vagina Prank

When a girl leads a guy on then randomly backs off
Guy: Dude I really thought that girl was into me
Friend: Man you just got vagina pranked
by Hmonster84 August 9, 2018
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inception vagina

A vagina, inside a vagina, inside a vagina.
She was so tight, it was like an inception vagina.
by Brook Dweller October 15, 2015
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star vagina

Pubes that are shaved into the shape of a brightly lit baby jesus above us star.
★ : star vagina.
by fartbuttbuttfart January 28, 2014
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