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cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.
I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft
by dj b March 7, 2005
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Aussie Cunt

by Jonesy98c October 23, 2019
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Cunt Clique

1. Cunt Clique is a term to describe a group of immature girls who only strive on gossiping, slandering, harassing, and starting petty drama with people. In school, it's usually the popular whores.

2. The infamous batch of girls from Japanese Anime: 2 in yahoo! chat who only live to cause silly internet drama. These girls are major attention whores who have no lives outside of the internet and their screen names. They only live to slander people in the most obsessive ways or steal each others "friends" and "boyfriends". Although the Cunt Clique have migrated to a Role Play chat room, they continue to vomit their silly girl drama all over each other and their victims.

tl;dr don't talk to these girls of that nature, ignore them. Do not associate yourself with any immature women who are cunts and drama whores.
1. "At P.E yesterday, the Cunt Clique was starting drama over a girl going out with the captain of the basketball team."

2. "I can't stand the OOC room at RPH. It's packed full of the Cunt Clique. Eden and Ang are skanks always pmsing all over everyone and sucking off Kaine's chode or Courtney and her huge lesbian girl cock. They need to gtfo and go back to JA:2."
by ahaha.wav October 28, 2010
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Cunt confetti

Flakes of dried girl goo, toilet paper lint and/ or ball butter
Check for cunt confetti before you eat her out she gets around bro.
by Mistermilk5 August 24, 2020
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cunt scuff

A mark,stain,or scuff left behind on a object after a vagina comes in contact with it,
(1) I left the bar with that hood rat sister of yours and that bitch left a cunt scuff across my chest agian.

(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?

(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.
by Random C April 3, 2009
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Cunt Pearl

Cunt Pearl describes the very first drop of semen secreting from the woman's vagina after a cream pie.
"Watching that cunt pearl flow down her labia, after I cream pied her, almost got me erect again"
by DrySoup January 20, 2018
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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