bro-by girl

When you wanna call someone bby girl but they're a guy and you guys are no-homo so you call eachother bro-by girl

Person1: you're my bby girl, no homo tho
Person 2: so I'm your bro-by girl?
Person 1: yeah bro

by handmethenoose April 1, 2017

Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.

“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”

by garmfield June 15, 2022

bro stalk

A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.

Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.

by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010

bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.

"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."

by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022

Over-Bro

noun 1. An Alpha Bro that holds dominion of other lesser bros within his social sphere.

As the Over-Bro entered the night club, the other bros parted to let him walk to the bar.

by JMgreek February 17, 2022

bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.

Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.

by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015

The Revolution of Bro

The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.

"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015