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pokemon sleep

pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep
by The Not Sleeper May 17, 2022
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National Sleep Awareness Day

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19
by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020
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Sleep

When you are slowly dying but god doesn’t want you to die yet so then he wakes you up.
God stop waking me up from my sleep and let me die
by Jaylin and Sommer July 20, 2018
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sleep sauce

Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!
by Netlad December 15, 2017
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SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
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