One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

And rizz is called gyat?

A measure of expressing how autistic you are by saying one of the most unfunny things in existence. It is a combination of a DJ Khaled quote along with two popular phrases from a year ago. I say this all the time.

Friend: "Are you retarded?"
Me: "And rizz is called gyat?"

by jason dorito September 6, 2023

faux-ne call

pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation

mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*

by stellimonsta May 7, 2011

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

Called farkas a nipple

Threw caution to the wind; did something crazy in a moment of utter rage. Like when Ralphie gets so mad at school bully Farkas that he knocks him down and beats him silly, while uttering profanities, MOST of which are unintelligible. Similar to a hyperspasm, but with physical violence added.

My sister made me so mad, I just called Farkas a nipple and kicked a hole in her door.

by jamjonnyjam December 23, 2012

Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

by collinka October 30, 2021