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fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010
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stalker fucking

When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.
Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!
by crackinjokes August 15, 2009
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the ditch'n fuck

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.
Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck
by the bluntsman August 19, 2010
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fukity fuck

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects
Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012
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Load Fuck

When a man first cums on a hole, whether an asshole or vagina, then proceeds to fuck said hole, thereby forcing the load into the hole.
Her vag was like a desert so I had to Load Fuck her to make it work.
by sundeviljoel September 13, 2009
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Trump fucked

To have the ability to do some real good with what you have and just piss it away for general reasons.....
Damn dawg. You could have helped dem people living beside you but you just Trump fucked em.
by Beowulf78 September 4, 2017
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fuck or duck

alternative to smash or pass , just used in a more aggressive way .
by avlso April 5, 2019
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