the phara syndrome

to have you head shoved so far up ones owns ass, its not even remotely funny anymore and bordering on total douche baggery.

DUDE! you are so suffering from the phara syndrome.

by MR. Kano January 19, 2010

badass syndrome

A disorder which causes the sufferer to take being tough, aggressive, or uncooperative to a whole new level of extreme. A B-A-M-F with NO LIMITS! (Who is usually VERY LOUD!)

Damn! Those Jacobs Girls sure got that badass syndrome. They got it from their Daddy! They got it from their Daddy!

by cmj10690 January 20, 2011

ADT Syndrome

A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.

ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"

by ADT expert November 2, 2011

Trumbull Syndrome

Trumbull Syndrome is a neurosis found in young people, usually males. The sole symptom is the tendency to complain endlessly about how one's hometown is boring and lame and in general just terrible. Afflicted individuals are very depressed and angry all the time. "There's nothing to do in this town except get baked and drive around, bro," they'll often say in disgust. It's a HIGHLY contagious illness; do not associate with anyone who has Trumbull Syndrome or you will end up standing around smoking unfiltered cigarettes at the local Dunkin' Donuts.

Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.

Person with Trumbull Syndrome: "Yo, man...there's nothing to do in this town but go on blunt rides. This place fuckin' sucks. I'm really depressed."

by Egh2012 November 4, 2012

Saisha Syndrome

A phenomenon where a person has many misfortunes in a short period of time commonly physical injuries or breaking of personal belongings, and also causes misfortunes on other people.

Student1: you know that girl she has saisha syndrome she broke her phone, then her ankle and then her friend got a testicle injury

Student2: Oh..ok.

by Jfrfj October 29, 2021

dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.

Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.

by dangerCake September 11, 2014

Twizzler Syndrome

When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.

Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010