Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022

Sup-Dick

(noun) 1. When your penis is erect, and you flex it upward in a sup nod to your partner.

“She was surprised to see me naked, so I gave her the sup-dick to break the awkward silence.”

by Supdickman September 18, 2019

Smoke this dick

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...

"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"

by WIENE May 4, 2020

Dick

Big Dick: D========3
Small Dick: D==3
Average Dick: D=3
Hard Dick: D🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱3
Soft Dick: D🪶🪶3
Hop Of My Dick: D❌❌❌❌3

Ancient Dick: D3

Randome Ass Dude: Holy Dick Noodles, some hoe punched my dick balls!

by JigglyJoe69 November 28, 2022

Dick

It’s a body part that you put in a women’s mouth then when u cum you hurry and put it in the vagina to make babies

Hey I got a big dick

by Peniashsbdb November 3, 2020

Murder dick

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.

You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.

by Velvet Pimpson July 12, 2021

Slap Dick

In other words, Fuck You, Suck my dick. Another way of telling somebody to get they whack ass on somewhere .

“Bro SLAP DICK and die foo gtfo.”

by Slapdickanddie February 20, 2021