Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes

You,you are a bag of shit

by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Finians Shit

Finians shit is classified as an illegal atomic weapon capable of nuclear disasters that could cause global destruction when unshackled from his anus and therefore under NATO’s Weapons Of Mass Destruction Article 2005 perceived as a paramount war crime

“Holy Finians-Shit you did not just say tht sister”

“That jar of pickles was the bomb it was truly Finians Shit”
“RIP Jesus , bro was the Finians Shit of Religion”

by PensionerBooty1675 May 3, 2023

Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019

Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty

JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love

by Truestgirl August 4, 2019

AH SHIT AH SHIT

It's a great to use In a sentence as it puts the MACHO NON SHITEATER'S in their place of DENSA HYPOCRACY.

Get your face into the ASS HOLE SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT is SHIT is telling off AH SHIT AH SHIT!!!!

by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021

Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V

Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!

by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018