Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021

sneak dicking

When a man has side bitches.

"Girl i saw Rayshaun sneak dicking with Keisha"

by DamelaNeff July 11, 2016

National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

dick

oliver lee adams is the definition of this word he very much a dick and he could indeed suck one😜😜

girl 1-hey olive-
oliver-shut up youre so annoying
lara&giselle-SUCH A DICK

by gisellerocks June 19, 2021

Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks

Hey dont let me suck your dick nipple

by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018

mold dick

Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.

Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience

The new Governor of Washington State, Alex Samuel, is "Mold Dick"

by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018