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april 26th is national slap ass day

on april 26th you can slap anyone’s ass!
by Graggen Smemt April 23, 2021
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runnin like a striped ass ape

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.
when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.
by snj8594 April 24, 2010
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your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick
Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018
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get the water out yo ass

A strenous activity that will cause you to strain and get that water out yo ass.
we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"
by watery ass July 11, 2009
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DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS

An acronym for spelling Diarrhea so you’ll never forget how to ever again!
Person 1: Yo man! how do you spell diarrhea for this nursing exam?

Person: DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS. You’ll never forget ever again bro!
by FunnyGuy2000 August 19, 2021
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Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line
by sex machine May 20, 2003
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