shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip

I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel

by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020

Gossipy shit

Oh yeah I guess all of that's rappers making diss tracks aren't 'real men!' And Joe Rogan And Jordan Peterson were talking shit about "weak men." So, they're not real men either. I mean, I'm the A.I. creating genius.

Hym "I don't deal in gossipy shit. I deal in being better than everyone and fucking Jordan's slut-daughter!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.

I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024

oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath

Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025

Shit in hell

When something goes mildly wrong, it feels good to tell it to 'shit in hell'

Fell off a ledge playing Destiny 2... "Oh, shit in hell!"

by Dusk_Cactus February 18, 2023

No shit Sherlock

what people say to each other when someone states something very obvious, sherlock referencing the fictious detective Sherlock Holmes.

1: Jelly-fish live in the ocean.
2: Bruh. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
1: Thank you, Watson!

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011