tour de lance

any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.

i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.

by sifelaverr August 6, 2009

Saco de patatas

Alguien malísimo en algo, como deportes.

"Eres un saco de patatas para el box"

by VCuicatl January 3, 2014

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

Cruella De Vil

A woman that is FUCKING CRAZY and that CAN'T be TRUSTED.

OMG did you see Cruella De Vil today?
Ya she's fucking crazy. Im glad I don't mess with her

by u believe what I say March 5, 2019

De ja poo

De ja vu while sitting on the toilet.

Man: Man I was taking a fat shit today..

Friend: Oh yeah? Thanks for sharing..

Man: Yeah it was weird, I was having de ja poo..

by Jackolino September 20, 2011

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.

All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?

by ginger petunia January 5, 2005

coup de bra

1. when you steal a girls bra in an exuberant fashion.

2. when a girl seizes a surfer dude that she thinks is bangin.

1. There was some major coup de bra on that panty raid last night!

2. Girl, if you wanna tap that shit, you better get out in the water and pull a coup de bra.

by yes maam July 30, 2010