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Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
mugGet the Ham Bapmug.

ham

if ur ham then ur gay
ham is gay
by itukasheet August 18, 2022
mugGet the hammug.

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄
by It's like that October 30, 2020
mugGet the Ham Bushingmug.

victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it
by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018
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pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories
person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
by 420f0rLIFE March 22, 2011
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HAM

Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.
Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie
Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!
by The female ham dog November 30, 2019
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