Purple Kool-Aid

As heard in the Incubus song "Purple Kool-Aid"

Refers to poisoned Kool-Aid used in cult ritual suicides.

The original lyric was: "The purple kool-aid cult is back/I'm paranoid again"

by MatthieuDrake July 1, 2005

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

Purple Jesus party

A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."

Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.

Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.

by Slim415 December 20, 2008

Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008

Purple Fur Bat

A black woman's vagina. You take the lips of the vagina and stretch them apart. The pink inside and dark outside offset to a shade of purple. The fur of course is her pubic hair while you can kind of see a bat face inside.

"Dude, did you hook up with that black chick?"

"Yeah bro, she totally had a purple fur bat!"

by HottSauce January 12, 2010

purple forest

outrageous looking homo sapiens female

she is a purple forest

by phony July 1, 2006

Purple jeep

Someone who wears purple shirts all the time, and who may be a little overweight.

Look at her-She looks like a purple jeep!

by JennaFirTree December 20, 2008