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cum child

A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.
Lakat put a cum child in me - Lucas
by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023
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celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies
“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”
by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023
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Child version of pegging

This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.

Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.
Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”
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Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.
That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.
by Smollysmurph._. May 1, 2020
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Child

A human that is younger than a teenager
by suqarings June 27, 2020
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zebra child

A child from a African and caucasian parents
Is that a zebra child?
by Solrac_Selidor October 9, 2019
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timothy childs

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*
by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021
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