An act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. In decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.
Dude, my broadband is down again, I'll have to dust off my emergency copy of <insert special interest magazine here> and go for an analog wank instead.
by Ice in the cider April 14, 2011
Get the Analog wankmug. whilst feeling the thrilling excitement of riding a roller coaster causing the symptoms of sexual stimulation.
That coaster-wank was amazing!
by grannyfapple April 9, 2015
Get the coaster-wankmug. by Benny June 23, 2004
Get the Flag-wankingmug. This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.
by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011
Get the half wankmug. by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
Get the Stank and Wankmug. Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016
Get the Spank-Wankmug. by AphFranceNeedsToStop April 17, 2016
Get the wink wankmug.