Banana-y

Adjective describing a person or object consumed with gloomy, dark-thoughts--such as a cluster of bananas ripening and getting spotty, contemplating their approaching doom.

Hamlet has a banana-y attitude.

by Allison, Nico, and The Bananas April 9, 2008

banana peel

a condom when you are finished using it.you take it off your penis like a banana peel and your dick is like the banana.

condom penis dick banana peel

by i_#_vag June 12, 2011

banana sling

1. Extra small and sexy underwear for men that actually has shoulder straps.

Dude, that gay guy is wearing a banana hammock in the gym locker room. Jesus thaat shit is sick.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

The Banana Split

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.

Erich gave that slut the banana split.

by EKP June 24, 2006

Banana Split

When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!

"Rick gave me the best "banana Split" ever yesterday! He had me squealing like a dog!"

by Mitch m June 28, 2007

Peel The Banana

To share secret information about an intriguing story, affair, or otherwise devious engagement.

Erin: So just peel the banana already! I want to hear all the juicy details of your hookup last night!?!
Jane: Okay... So it all started with Taco Tuesday at his place....

by No Big Dealz January 11, 2015

Red Banana

A used tampon with bloody remnants of menstrual fluid remaining on it.

1. Against my better judgment, I glanced down in the porta-pot and noticed a floating red banana among the piles of dung.

2. Matthew McConaughey's career has become a red banana ever since his role as David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.

by Deezo Feezo July 1, 2008