No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

Child support

A bill African American males think they don't have to pay.

"Damn bro another kid u having? Ain't no child support gon get paid"

by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA September 8, 2016

child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022

Child

Basically Tommyinnit he acts like a child, talks like a child, and is as mature as 3 year old child

Person 1: hey Tommyinnit is streaming

Person 2: oh the child

Person1: no Tommyinnit not “the child”

Person 2: yes the child he’s literally a child

by Tommyinit July 11, 2021

child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Living being that was generated/made by other living beings.

Child.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021