mexican junkyard

When you finish on a chick's back, then dump garbage on her.

Mexican Junkyard that hoe! Like, "Superman that hoe!"

by Yob Ajluos October 29, 2017

Mexican tetris

When landscapers or thrift shoppers, usually Mexican, stack as much shit into the bed of their truck as possible. Much like tetris, these stackers have to be as efficient as possible to bring their goodwill or garage sale goods across the border... hence the game, mexican tetris

Damn that stack's gotta be 15 feet tall. He must be a pro mexican tetris player

by Busy bill July 30, 2019

Mexican ketchup

Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut

Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

Mexican Uncle

Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

by James St. Jaymes December 22, 2012

mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 15, 2019

Clout Mexican

Similar to a weeaboo in that they want to appear to be a Mexican to others, when in reality they're anything but.
You may usually identify these people by what they eat and how they act, most of the time is a white teenage girl who gets offended easily, pretends to be mexican and makes an ass of herself by eating hot chips, speaking in spanglish with grade school Spanish vocabulary.

That bitchass is being a motherfucking Clout Mexican again.
bitch is always like "oh look at me I'm 0.3% mexican"

by mapleint May 2, 2021