i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

Survive and kill the killers with me

Survive and kill the killers with me is slang for lets have gay sex until one of them men dies of starvation.

Hey man, want to Survive and kill the killers with me?

Soon, but I am your brother!

by Miniverosa April 13, 2021

The flame that killed John Wayne

Especially potent marijuana. So potent in fact that its sedative-hypnotic effects were implicated in the death of movie star John Wayne

"Excuse me sir, but you appear to be so high that you must have smoked "the flame that killed John Wayne". If you did some cocaine in addition to that, you would be bloasted.

by Dr J G July 14, 2009

One shot one kill

The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.

Surrounded by an angry mob, AC decided to save ammo by using one shot one kill tactics.

by streets is watchin December 18, 2008

How to kill yourself

hey...please don't search this up...life can be bad but i will always be there for you, i will never give up on you, i love you so much, your life is the most precious thing in the entire universe, you are amazing in every way,

I'm here, i care for you, no matter what, no matter who you are, i will love you forever

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I will always be right by your side
you're never alone
Please dont google How to kill yourself
you're so special to me

i love you <3

by OhGodPleaseKillMe December 26, 2022

I'll kill your face

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.

Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!

by Zamfir June 19, 2004

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017