i-hole

n. any person that heralds the "amazing" new conquest of owning an i-phone. similar to an "a-hole," but obviously more technologically advanced (and consequently living in a haze of jackass-ery that leads them to believe anyone is actually impressed.)

Bill: "Hey, did you see that Tommy got an 'iphone' for Christmas?"
Ron: "Nope. I guess that fucking 'i-hole' didn't have time to take a break from 'World of Warcraft' to show it off yet. Good thing, too, because I'd have to break that shit. "

by T.M. Blakslee January 13, 2008

and I oop-

Background knowledge: this expression is from a viral video and internet rage from drag queen, Jasmine Masters, released Oct 28, 2015. In her/his video, they are explaining how people must “handle their liquor” (title of the video) in a story layout of info for the audience to learn what happens when you’re intoxicated. Towards the end of the 4 minute video Masters, hits his genitals to his reaction of in the middle of his sentence was oop-
Definition: a modern day short expression/reaction used to show shock or disruption after a given scenario.

Karen: “It turns out that guy I kissed, was my brother...”
Jessie: “And I oop-“

by Riland McMastin June 30, 2019

I-Hole

Ignores friends in social settings because they are obsessed with all the new apps on their phone.

Hey John, could you stop being such an I-Hole and rejoin the conversation?

by hey joe, really? September 24, 2009

I be went

A much cooler way of saying you are leaving with Gusto. Like having left before the fact.

"...Did you see that break-up fight between Marlene and Jack?"

"Only the beginning...when the hair started flying 'I Be Went' man"

by jfpOne23 August 25, 2009

duck with an i

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015

Oop I and

And I oop just backwards

*hits hydro flask of autistic kids head* oop I and

by HiJackImGay November 6, 2019

I jest

A classier and funnier way of saying “I kid”

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the pavement cracked up 💀💀I jest I jest

by KingDong420 November 15, 2020