The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.
"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013
Get the Cambodian Phone Call mug.What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
by ZQT43 March 12, 2014
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by TopM June 29, 2016
Get the call center pretty mug."But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"
Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!
Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.
I was one of them.
But you're the one calling.
Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.
I was one of them.
But you're the one calling.
by Fearanka July 1, 2022
Get the But you're the one calling mug.This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He
cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017
Get the i call the mouth! mug.A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.
mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!
by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015
Get the call back asap mug.To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.
by Primaries101 November 18, 2022
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