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Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.
I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.
by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025
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bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.
"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"
by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016
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Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.
by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012
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