Love bag

n. colloqualism for a condom

Marco's love bag was drenched after he blew his load in Yolanda.

by Michael Oh December 10, 2003

bag of ass

1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
4. MTV.

Janet Reno looks like a bag of ass.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Hefty bag

a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears

1. gah that guys such a douch. I know and his scrotege' hefty bag
2.

by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009

Cock Bag

Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!

My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!

by Tifo71 January 15, 2009

felch bag

those who enjoy taking part in the process called felching
can also be used as a derogatory term that is considered worse than a dbag

zip it gorman... ya felch bag

gosh t-alby loves felching so much, he put FELCH BAG on the back of his rec league jersey

by KutchKilla03 January 25, 2008

Bag Tag

A back handed smack to the scrotum of another man (also known as "sacking"). Often resulting in a "tag war" where two men will bag tag each other multiple times in an effort to take take one's adversary by surprise. A tag war can be ended with a sacking/tagging truss.

Guy 1: What's wrong dude?

Guy 2: My sack is black and blue from the tag war between me and my friend.

Guy 1: Just make a sacking truss and you can stop getting "Bag Tagged"

by Tagenstein November 27, 2011

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008