dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

Dick

Two meanings: Either a nickname for Richard or just another word for Penis. I'm talking about the second definition. There's lots words just like dick, for example: Cock, Wanker, Manhood, One eyed trouser snake, etc. Now if you named your child dick, you're just fucked up.

"Hey look at my Dick"
"Your what?"
"It's another word for Penis you dense fuck"
"Oh OK, no thanks.."

by Florida_Eater June 30, 2021

Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

by Badonti January 29, 2017

national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick

bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*

by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

Dick

the males penis

“I sucked his dick” used by a girl to describe how she sucked the mans penis

by Anonymous 😭😭 July 11, 2019

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Dyke with a dick

An offensive way to insult a straight male

"Sam is a dyke with a dick"

by NibbaBoiMan April 23, 2018