Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

nut shit

nut shit

what's on the floor? oh don't worry that's just my nut shit.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

Shit

Real Madrid

Shit are awful

by Fuck Madrid November 1, 2020

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Cinnamon shit

The stuff we put out so our gay liberal vegan friend Worth feels comfortable around real door gunners. The hoist realizes this not the normal SOP. However cinnamon shit upon request shall be authorized.

Worth will not attend unless the cinnamon shit
Is there

by Waldo’s yourdaddy September 28, 2019