Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Shit from the same pile

Just as bad.

Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile

by Shit from the same pile July 26, 2018

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

Shit Ditcher

A bad citizen dog walker who does not pick up their canine pet's poo.

That tank top wearing guy with the Huskie is the biggest shit ditcher in the neighborhood.

by ReReDuce January 28, 2025

shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like

Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!

by Wayback boys December 28, 2017