Skip to main content
On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025
mugGet the International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day mug.

Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day
Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister
by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023
mugGet the Kick your sister day mug.

create your universe

Design your destiny taken to a whole other level(;

Hello my name is Elisse Morphew and I own a Utility Patent for the Create your Universe company; it is an app for your phone that will allow a communication flow through built-in sensors on gloves which utilize pressure, speed, and movement and measure them in an analog signal. Next, an AVS machine with bluetooth capabilities transpires that signal to a digital signal so the phone is able to understand. Last, the phone communicates with a projector to produce that image or any said image into clean air and the user is able to utilize that as a walking , life size, virtual computer desk.

SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
SSN: I have decided to go non-profit; I would like to contribute this as a cause to bring world peace and joy and make it open to everyone even in totalitarian governments. I would like anyone to be able to use this product and be able to have free music which may enlighten someone's day && through the night with beauty, passion, & a love United. May that lost soul find an overwhelming peace && in gain knowledge of an abundance of ways to resources that show truth to a happiest, most fulfilling, fruitful life! The gloves/phone application/projector/soundbar can even be encrypted💪
create your universe.. All you need is a finger print😝
by Marketing Director~GOD, Inc. November 18, 2018
mugGet the create your universe mug.

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.
Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...
by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023
mugGet the pat your doo doo wee mug.

boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex
oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017
mugGet the boiling your water mug.

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
mugGet the How fat is your cock though mug.

Your mom

A 1rst grade comeback that only children 2 and up use. If you still use it, your a gay little bitch
HEY YOUR A IDIOT” “your mom
by Iatecrapwhatyougonnado November 23, 2020
mugGet the Your mom mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email