mug made of shit

ding ding

mug made of shit

by dildomunchies June 22, 2019

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

stabbing shit

Something a child does when he gets pissed.

Im going to start stabbing shit

by Lessten January 10, 2022

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

BS-Shit Show

Acronym for Bullshit+Shit Show. The bullshit one is talking is sure to cause a shit show. Nothing good will come from that conversation, meeting, traffic stop, so on and so forth.

BS-Shit Show:
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.

Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.

That status caused a bull shit shit show

by DomSubImmaSub69 November 23, 2020

Shit pit

A variation of ‘shit hole’

An undesirable place to live; Used to express that you really dislike the place where you are living; A term used in the Stephen King movie ‘Needful Things.’

I can’t wait to leave this shit pit if a town.

by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016