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Well Shit

used to display ones disatisfaction
You: "So how long have you known this?"
Friend: "Um, everyone has known about it for a while now," Man.
You: "Oh...Well shit..."
by Gina and Tony August 13, 2003
mugGet the Well Shitmug.

Shit-Fuck

An expression used when just yelling "Fuck" is not enough. Also a gay sex position.
*stubs pinky toe on chair*
Oh Shit-Fuck! That hurt!
by A Manly Ape September 23, 2014
mugGet the Shit-Fuckmug.

shit sprayer

shit sprayer-(adj.) A person who releases liquid fecal material from their anal cavity in a violent manor resulting in a wide area of your toilet to be covered with rectal fluid. This person does not clean up the toilet after release.
That fucking shit sprayer Matt marked his territory all over our toilet again. It sure would be nice if he would clean up his own shit for once.
by sprayhappy January 11, 2008
mugGet the shit sprayermug.

double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.
Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...
by Shrugi February 25, 2008
mugGet the double shitmug.

flippin' shit

yeah man she was flippin' shit when she found out she failed the test.
by Dana RN July 21, 2006
mugGet the flippin' shitmug.

shit kebab

After pulling out of anal sex and seeing a resemblance between your cock and a shish kebab but the meat has been replaced with shit
Person 1: I told you to clean out your ass, now you've left me with shit kebab
by Dr Danga December 14, 2008
mugGet the shit kebabmug.

shit crank

n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.
Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!
by Acting Jack February 7, 2008
mugGet the shit crankmug.

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