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Josh

An absolute wanka that snaps his sister dick pics for fun and he touches little kids without consent.
"Josh touched his sister on the bum bum and his little brother was touched on the penis"
by RyansAFag September 7, 2020
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Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!
Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?
by imcool69. September 23, 2019
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Josh

If you ever encounter a Josh, you might think he's a pathetic loser at first. But once start to get to know a Josh, you'll realize that YOU'RE the pathetic loser. At a first glance, you might not think too much about him. But there is a lot more to him than you may think. He has many skills, that he usually doesn't talk about, but you'll be surprised once they've been revealed. He loves reading, writing books, writing music, and is a workaholic. He is a great friend and will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what. His heart is almost as big as his arm veins. But not as big as his enthusiasm. And definitely not as big as his laugh. Once you have a Josh in your life, you'll never want to go back
Person 1: Is that a Josh?
Person 2: Yeah he is SO cool
by jmikesworker November 17, 2020
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Josh

That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.
Josh, she's only 12 years old.
by sponkotolgist42 August 1, 2021
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Josh Fields

Im josh fields and I think Kanye did nothing wrong
IM josh fields I love Kanye wesy

Cousins
by JoshFieldslover69 October 21, 2025
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Bitching Josh

Meaning to be a bitch or be a having intercourse with a chick that looks like a rooster crossed with a cinnamon roll. Some synonyms include douche canoe or invisible clit.
Bro shut up about your mother your acting like a bitching josh.
by cinnamon cheerios October 27, 2021
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Braydon vs Josh

When these two kids got into a fight and the short kid (Josh) Beats up the tallish kid (Braydon) and the after Braydon loses he talks shit behind your back.
Guy 1: yo there's a fight Guy 2: Must be Braydon vs Josh
by KingGoat4 February 8, 2020
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