Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G
by Your scruffiness June 26, 2014
Get the social media gangstermug. or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.
Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!
by TruthTeller1629 July 14, 2011
Get the Social Media Diarrheamug. getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill
by brendan May 20, 2004
Get the social engineeringmug. An insult, most commonly used between 2016-2018 for anyone espousing socially progressive views. Used almost exclusively by right-wing chuds who bash so-called “SJWs” based entirely on YouTube compilations of something along the lines of “feminists being owned”.
by terepypipes December 30, 2020
Get the Social Justice Warriormug. 1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
by Social Media Student April 27, 2009
Get the Social Media Expertmug. A radical numbskull who believes the key to solving inequality is by serving the same inequality in reverse on a platter of insufferable bullshit, resulting in inequality against the same people they claim oppressed them.
“I believe all straight white men should burn in hell”
Holy shit it’s a Social Justice Warrior, just ignore them.
Holy shit it’s a Social Justice Warrior, just ignore them.
by ObamaTheBozo July 20, 2022
Get the Social Justice Warriormug. 1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.
acronym ASN.
acronym ASN.
A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.
by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011
Get the Anti-Social Networkingmug.