Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021

Straight Heavy

When you're so drunk that you start seeing things clearly and the decisions you've made begin weighing down on you.

Sitting alone at a bar feelin' straight heavy.

by Skatelate121 December 11, 2016

Straight jamming

To listen to a variety of personally liked music for a nonstop period of time.

We went straight jamming in the car this morning.

by RemaRema January 3, 2015

straight to instant

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.

Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"

by netflixuser November 27, 2009

Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!

“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”

by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality for men who take it super straight up the butt

Women don’t like me so I now identify as “super straight”

by Lilmoron March 10, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality created to disguise blatant transphobia

“I don’t want to date a trans person”
“That’s okay, but why?”
“Because they’re not the actually the gender they identify with so that would make me gay. I’m not gay, I’m super straight”

by Luciel Choi March 7, 2021