Malak syndrome

Malak syndrome when you can't text or talk for shit. When anything you say doesn't make sense

"Omg guys I have malak syndrome!!!!"

by Ceelip_15 September 3, 2019

Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Theart Syndrome

When a band is forced to play a song in a lower key than it was originally recorded due to the singer's inability to reach the original key without making a mistake. It can apply to any band, whether they play original songs or covers. Named after ZP Theart, former lead singer of DragonForce, who made the band tune down between half a step and a full step because he had trouble singing the songs how they were originally made. This is not a necessarily negative thing as some songs are made interesting when in a lower key.

Me: Dude, you're downtuning the song 2 and a half steps?

Abe: Yep, what's wrong with that?

Me: Nothing at all... (walks away and does a facepalm) *whisper* darn Theart Syndrome...

by Usvart Jorge September 20, 2010

Slxayz Syndrome

When a male repeatedly twerks on his xbox in the closet. Typically used to release anger after getting dropped off by a 98 pure point forward on the 2s court.

HOLY SH*T, he got the Slxayz Syndrome!

by Horseeyyyy July 16, 2020

lollipop syndrome

When a girl's head is too big for her body - lollipop syndrome

That skinny bitch has lollipop syndrome

by Beautifultish October 5, 2013

Tourtext Syndrome

Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)

Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:

1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.

I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.

When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.

UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3

by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009

Trumbull Syndrome

Trumbull Syndrome is a neurosis found in young people, usually males. The sole symptom is the tendency to complain endlessly about how one's hometown is boring and lame and in general just terrible. Afflicted individuals are very depressed and angry all the time. "There's nothing to do in this town except get baked and drive around, bro," they'll often say in disgust. It's a HIGHLY contagious illness; do not associate with anyone who has Trumbull Syndrome or you will end up standing around smoking unfiltered cigarettes at the local Dunkin' Donuts.

Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.

Person with Trumbull Syndrome: "Yo, man...there's nothing to do in this town but go on blunt rides. This place fuckin' sucks. I'm really depressed."

by Egh2012 November 4, 2012