meat curtins

Big thick flappy vaginal lips that closely resemble a chunk of roast beef with a big slit in the middle.

Tucker pounded Bell's massive meat curtins.

by Tucker R. November 11, 2007

basting the meat

When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.

Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"

by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006

meat rape

When ordering at a Brazilian steakhouse and the waiter clearly ignores the red card/poker chip and continues to place more meat on your plate.

I was clearly showing the red card meaning no but I got more meat on my plate. I feel dirty, violated, and meat raped.

by BiggieTBBQ January 27, 2010

Meat Whistle

Nice hard thick cock that a woman can't wait to get her mouth on.

Nicole couldn't wait any longer and ripped off Ned's drawz to get to his meat whistle

by naughtynurse January 2, 2009

meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

meat curtains

a females outer lips of her pussy

you love eating meat curtains

by thisgirllovesthatgurl July 29, 2003

booty meat

all that jiggle on a girls buttox

GUY 1: Check out that booty meat!
GUY 2: Yeah it's all jiggly..

by kyabetta March 21, 2009