Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

straight doodoo

a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.

You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO

by Lil'paw September 12, 2018

straight tak'in

to throw up for multiple hours, even though the consumption of alcohol was very small.

Guy 1: Dude how much did she have to drink?
Guy2: Not a lot at all, maybe 2 beers and a little bit of captain.
Guy 1: Well she's straight tak'in everywhere bro.

by CBallday August 17, 2010