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fruit tray

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.

May or may not have a sexual overtone to it…
For my birthday my girlfriend gave me a “fruit tray” for my special day!!
by Zolton72 June 9, 2022
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fruit trap

A heterosexual person, who does or say gay shit with their friends because it’s funny to them.
Y’all I got a girl, stop fruit trappin so much or else ima act up”
by Wosky_Brosky August 28, 2021
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washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
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Fruit Mergers

"fruit mergers is fuego"
by primord_ial February 25, 2023
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Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt
Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.
by Madam Battle January 28, 2023
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North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
by Rionox January 6, 2023
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fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015
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