Knew New

Knowing something new, that’s going to be big or become popular.

Q:You got any good beats?
A:Yeah, I got that Knew New! Came out yesterday.

Q:Yooo! What’s that man wearing?!
A: That Knew New! Seen a few cats rocking it now.

by Triggy88 May 20, 2023

crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

by kcm556 June 2, 2017

The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

New Nigga

Those that conduct themselves as though they come from a legacy of 'old money

'If' I was to watch any successful reality shows, I'd be watching a bunch of new niggas

by chettachatta January 16, 2023

New Word

5 minutes silence for those who thought that that this was the part you had to click to define a new word.

New word

by UltimateDoge May 20, 2021

New Berthalomaz

Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)

Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!

Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place

Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!

by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022

New Squidward

New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.

New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long

by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023