Just pullin' your sausage

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting.

Laura: Dude, how hot was that guy last night?!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..

Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!

by Tacos are yummy. January 26, 2011

italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017

super secret sausage eater

A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Yeah yo she was slobbin my meats, she's definitely a super secret sausage eater.

by poonhounddaddy44 March 26, 2017

hot pink sausage wallet

slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina

"ohhh baby i love your hot pink sausage wallet"

by UnholyConfessions June 13, 2008

sausage mongler

A random word made up for Jenitalia
best thing thats happened to me in a long time, and plus ya gota love the sausages

my sausage mongler wahooo

by minnogwar February 3, 2005

San Diego Sausage Roll

1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.

1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS

by noctus_vampyro November 23, 2011

sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017